So what’s The Russell like? Do you ever sit and think about that first human who was given fire by Prometheus? They were probably first like, “Holy shit that’s a […]
Caffetteria – Let’s Casually Eat the Entire Menu
The other day we got an Instagram message from Caffetteria inviting us to come check out their food before they open. If you’re wondering if that made us feel really […]
The Pressed Penny Tavern – The Write Stuff
It was brunch time and we were sitting in the bright alcove near the window pretending that we didn’t need a bloody mary. We ordered one anyways. The place was […]
Port Fonda – Brunch Hard
It’s now 2018 which means this blog post should have been about us eating something healthy and sad like quinoa, boiled chicken or, god forbid, Cafe Gratitude. But eating cleaner […]
Bella Napoli – The Best There Ever Was
Nothing is constant in the world. People change, places change, politics change, the price of Netflix changes. Hell, not even time is constant. That shit changes all the time. But […]
EJ’s Urban Eatery – Food over Function
Salutations. I know I said I was going to post more. I lied. There’s no good excuse other than me getting really into reading The Popol Vuh and thinking about […]
Chosun Korean BBQ – The Meat Sweats
The Earth is shaking, storms are raging and nations are baring fangs. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if I heard seven trumpets sounding in the night and a […]
Pot Pie – Where I go to eat my feelings
Dang it’s been a hot minute since we’ve posted anything on here. I’d like to tell you all that I’ve been super busy doing some cool work. But the truth […]
Town Topic – Where I plan to spend my retirement
I realize that I write a lot about breakfast on this site. It can’t be helped. Breakfast is the Alpha meal. All other meals are just buying time for when breakfast food can […]
Happy Gillis – Bringing the people together
The world is collapsing before our eyes. The elites plan to divide and conquer us is working. We’ve never before been at such odds with one another. And, much like […]