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El Pollo Rey – Holy Shit
The other night I was talking with my friend John. We were discussing politics because we wanted to see how much we should hate/judge each other. Mainly because politics has […]
Howard’s Grocery – Yes.
You know, a lot of people say that when mankind decided to leave the paradise that was the hunter/gatherer lifestyle and take up the soul-rending, skin-blistering toil that is agriculture, […]
Genessee Royale – West Bottom Wonder
West Bottoms. Home to spooky haunted houses, a shattered visage of the KC Blades and, as of 2010 apparently, crazy good fried chicken brunches. I’m talking Genessee Royale. And it’s rad. […]
Urban Table – Where the elite beautiful dwell
Ever sit down at a restaurant and notice that everyone around you is way better looking and appears to have way more money than you? Because that happens to us […]
Meshuggah Bagels – Where the Prius roams free
As Katie was gone for the weekend, I was free to eat whatever I wanted. Yeah. I get it. “MAN UP, All the Yums.” “YOU’RE LITERALLY TWO FEET TALLER THAN […]
Vietnam Cafe – Phoking Amazing
Alright, before we even start – HNIRobertPaulson, this is not the Ponak’s men’s bathroom review. I swear to you it’s coming. But my wife is a nerd and we have a […]
Harry’s Country Club – Best bar North of the Mason-Dixon
The other day All the Yums got all types of homesick. You see, we met while at school in Nashville. So there are times when we get depressed due to […]
The Corner Restaurant – A Love Letter
After a debaucherous night at the Addy’s, Katie and I needed something that could soak up the mixture of shame and bad decisions that was inside of us. So we decided […]
Il Lazzarone – Sounds like macaroni, but with less disappointment
Pizza. Now that I have your attention, I want to talk about some Za. Pizza is the best. Ever since ever human on the Earth tried a bite, collectively we’ve […]