It’s the seven words that haunts relationships everywhere. “Where do you want to go eat?” Which is always followed the the biggest lie since social security … “I don’t care.” […]
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Shake Shack – It’s Finally Happening
There are few things in this world that I lose my mind in excitement over. Corgis. The OA. My wife telling me that I was right. A behind the back, no-look […]
Mugs Up – Thumbs Up
We here at All the Yums, Inc. are always on the lookout for new food. Mostly because in our minds, there’s nothing worse than eating the same, available nation-wide, tastes […]
Port Fonda – Brunch Hard
It’s now 2018 which means this blog post should have been about us eating something healthy and sad like quinoa, boiled chicken or, god forbid, Cafe Gratitude. But eating cleaner […]
Bella Napoli – The Best There Ever Was
Nothing is constant in the world. People change, places change, politics change, the price of Netflix changes. Hell, not even time is constant. That shit changes all the time. But […]
Town Topic – Where I plan to spend my retirement
I realize that I write a lot about breakfast on this site. It can’t be helped. Breakfast is the Alpha meal. All other meals are just buying time for when breakfast food can […]
El Pollo Rey – Holy Shit
The other night I was talking with my friend John. We were discussing politics because we wanted to see how much we should hate/judge each other. Mainly because politics has […]
Howard’s Grocery – Yes.
You know, a lot of people say that when mankind decided to leave the paradise that was the hunter/gatherer lifestyle and take up the soul-rending, skin-blistering toil that is agriculture, […]
Genessee Royale – West Bottom Wonder
West Bottoms. Home to spooky haunted houses, a shattered visage of the KC Blades and, as of 2010 apparently, crazy good fried chicken brunches. I’m talking Genessee Royale. And it’s rad. […]
Meshuggah Bagels – Where the Prius roams free
As Katie was gone for the weekend, I was free to eat whatever I wanted. Yeah. I get it. “MAN UP, All the Yums.” “YOU’RE LITERALLY TWO FEET TALLER THAN […]