Times are hard. As a country, we’re running head first into a wood-chipper, we’re more than likely entering into a proxy-fueled war with Russia and our national debt reached a number […]
Kansas City
1889 Pizza Napoletana – Like looking into my wife’s dreams
So there’s been a bunch of hip pizza places popping up in KC. Il Lazzarone, Pizza Bella, Pizza 51, Spin, Artego, etc. It’s like the pizza version of the great […]
West Bottoms Kitchen – Where did this come from?
What’s West Bottoms Kitchen like? Ever go to the store and look around for whatever you’re looking for, but no matter how hard you look you can’t find it? Then […]
Affäre – My new mistress
Affäre. What’s that saying? Precision German engineering? I once saw this video of a German made weapons grade ball bearing and a Chinese one. The German one was about 20x […]
El Pollo Rey – Holy Shit
The other night I was talking with my friend John. We were discussing politics because we wanted to see how much we should hate/judge each other. Mainly because politics has […]
Howard’s Grocery – Yes.
You know, a lot of people say that when mankind decided to leave the paradise that was the hunter/gatherer lifestyle and take up the soul-rending, skin-blistering toil that is agriculture, […]
The Oliver – Proof that failure is delicious
Failure. It’s a hell of a thing. A brutal thing. But sometimes it yields something amazing. At least that’s what I tell myself at night after failing time after time to […]
Genessee Royale – West Bottom Wonder
West Bottoms. Home to spooky haunted houses, a shattered visage of the KC Blades and, as of 2010 apparently, crazy good fried chicken brunches. I’m talking Genessee Royale. And it’s rad. […]
Elsa’s – Bread is the best utensil
Forks. Metal. Cold. Soulless. And dare I say, a tad bit violent. While they are pretty nice for eating things such as moms spaghetti, they tend to make my knees […]
Black Dog Coffeehouse – Rockin’ the Suburbs
Exhibit 1: Toast. It’s the greatest. Bread, toasted to a golden hue, approaches a level of delicious not thought possible before the Munch Test Theory of 1904. It currently ranks […]