Failure. It’s a hell of a thing. A brutal thing. But sometimes it yields something amazing. At least that’s what I tell myself at night after failing time after time to […]
Genessee Royale – West Bottom Wonder
West Bottoms. Home to spooky haunted houses, a shattered visage of the KC Blades and, as of 2010 apparently, crazy good fried chicken brunches. I’m talking Genessee Royale. And it’s rad. […]
Elsa’s – Bread is the best utensil
Forks. Metal. Cold. Soulless. And dare I say, a tad bit violent. While they are pretty nice for eating things such as moms spaghetti, they tend to make my knees […]
Black Dog Coffeehouse – Rockin’ the Suburbs
Exhibit 1: Toast. It’s the greatest. Bread, toasted to a golden hue, approaches a level of delicious not thought possible before the Munch Test Theory of 1904. It currently ranks […]
Empanada Madness – Apparently the Secret to World Peace
Imagine a world where you were judged not by your color or creed, but by your character alone. A world where you could be free to be exactly who you […]
Mixing Bowl Noshery – Not nearly as hippie as it sounds
Sometimes, a man wants breakfast. Just breakfast. No reductions. No chutney infused mimosa with champagne glazed short rib waffles. No new aged grits. (Don’t get me wrong, I like those […]
Blind Box BBQ – Meh.
So I kinda hate to write this, but I feel like I need to. We went to Blind Box BBQ. And it was not good. At all. If you get […]
Urban Table – Where the elite beautiful dwell
Ever sit down at a restaurant and notice that everyone around you is way better looking and appears to have way more money than you? Because that happens to us […]
Meshuggah Bagels – Where the Prius roams free
As Katie was gone for the weekend, I was free to eat whatever I wanted. Yeah. I get it. “MAN UP, All the Yums.” “YOU’RE LITERALLY TWO FEET TALLER THAN […]
Ponak’s – Red light hell, bathroom stretch heaven
So here we are. The moment exactly one of you has been waiting for. Are you proud of yourself? You should be. All the Yum’s is proud to bring you […]