It’s the seven words that haunts relationships everywhere. “Where do you want to go eat?” Which is always followed the the biggest lie since social security … “I don’t care.” […]
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The Russell – Straight Fire
So what’s The Russell like? Do you ever sit and think about that first human who was given fire by Prometheus? They were probably first like, “Holy shit that’s a […]
Caffetteria – Let’s Casually Eat the Entire Menu
The other day we got an Instagram message from Caffetteria inviting us to come check out their food before they open. If you’re wondering if that made us feel really […]
Happy Gillis – Bringing the people together
The world is collapsing before our eyes. The elites plan to divide and conquer us is working. We’ve never before been at such odds with one another. And, much like […]
Succotash – Weirdly good.
Times are hard. As a country, we’re running head first into a wood-chipper, we’re more than likely entering into a proxy-fueled war with Russia and our national debt reached a number […]
1889 Pizza Napoletana – Like looking into my wife’s dreams
So there’s been a bunch of hip pizza places popping up in KC. Il Lazzarone, Pizza Bella, Pizza 51, Spin, Artego, etc. It’s like the pizza version of the great […]
West Bottoms Kitchen – Where did this come from?
What’s West Bottoms Kitchen like? Ever go to the store and look around for whatever you’re looking for, but no matter how hard you look you can’t find it? Then […]
Affäre – My new mistress
Affäre. What’s that saying? Precision German engineering? I once saw this video of a German made weapons grade ball bearing and a Chinese one. The German one was about 20x […]
El Pollo Rey – Holy Shit
The other night I was talking with my friend John. We were discussing politics because we wanted to see how much we should hate/judge each other. Mainly because politics has […]
Howard’s Grocery – Yes.
You know, a lot of people say that when mankind decided to leave the paradise that was the hunter/gatherer lifestyle and take up the soul-rending, skin-blistering toil that is agriculture, […]